I thought I cried a lot when reading Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart. Those tears are nothing compared to the ones just spilled when reading Gutters. I could barely breathe.
when you and your friends hate the same person
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever